‘Hell’s Angel’s’

Scenario: When your brother confides that your children are the sole reason he has chosen to remain childless.  He admits he loves them and they are little angels but the variety that have come straight from the guts of hell.  His pet name for them, ‘The hells angels’ now makes a great deal of sense.

My beautiful little ankle biters can be a trifle overbearing sometimes.  I accept this. Loud and shouty and more than partial to mischief, you’d be forgiven for thinking that I feed them a bag of speed each morning for breakfast, but this aside I still didn’t know if my brother was joking or not.  He has managed to remain childless and now in his late thirties it’s probably unlikely he will be a dad which is a shame because he’s the perfect candidate to be a parent in a big kid meets protector sort of a way.  He does have step children though so his potential to air his parenting talents haven’t been totally lost.

 Then I remembered a particular visit my brother had made to my mums when we had been there.  It involved my then 6 year old boy who was going through a phase of pulling down peoples pants from behind when they weren’t looking because he thought it was hilarious. Which lets face it, is always funny in any situation.  He had claimed more than one victim with this killer move including  but not limited to my Father In Law.  The time he had done it to his Grandad, everyone in the living room had got an eyeful they didn’t want.  Grandad had been carrying a tray of tea at the time which rendered him helpless and made it impossible for him to pull his shorts back up straight away which was a bit awkward but totally brilliant at the same time! 

 My ankle biters had terrorized my brother from start to finish during this visit and it was nicely concluded with my 6 year old giving him the biggest wedgie I’d ever seen a thirty something get from a small child, quickly followed up by his signature pant pulling move.  It is probably important to note that this happened on the driveway in full view of the neighbours in the middle of a Saturday afternoon.  It is also equally important that I mention my brother had made the unfortunate decision to go commando that day.  After remembering this little nugget I realised the probability of him being serious about why he was childless was fairly high.

 I don’t hold this against him, far from it in fact.  To me it is a huge compliment.  My anklebiters have personality and I love it. I appreciate that my life would most likely be easier and less frustrating if they were quiet, well behaved and didn’t earn themselves titles like ‘The Hell’s Angels’ but honestly who wants that?  Strong personalities are something to be celebrated and without a doubt an asset in this world we live in.  I’m sure over time and with the introduction to high school, college and various other life adventures that they will be brought down a peg or two so I feel grateful for their strength of character because one day they’ll need it.  It’s also a bit of a relief to all involved that my boy seems to have outgrown his love for making family members do involuntary moonies so relax people, no need for those very tight belts anymore.

Eliza x

Published by lifebyeliza41

I am a Yorkshire lass born and bred. I live there with my bearded husband, 2 beautiful if not slightly feral children, 2 crazy dogs and a lizard. I’m on honesty and not great at sugar coating, I likes to write about my family and everyday life as a mum, wife, supporter of women and my love for anything rude, lewd and inappropriate. My hobbies include fantasising about cake, reading and watching crime thrillers whilst eating cake and sneaking around during the night in full stealth mode to secretly eat more cake. You can find me on Instagram at @life_by_eliza You can find my podcast on Anchor fm, Apple Podcasts, Spotify and Google Podcasts amongst others.

9 thoughts on “‘Hell’s Angel’s’

  1. Aren’t kids a delight? Haha.

    I have girls, but I can already see they are going to I be a handful. They have a 22 & 19 year old half sisters who have both said that seeing how hard my two are has put them off for a bit. My other half is glad!! Haha


    1. My two also have older half sisters in their 20s and they have also been put off by their younger brother and sister. I feel a bit guilty! Doesn’t look like Husband and I will be rocking the granny and grandad vibe for a good while either. Ha!


  2. My brother and his wife don’t have kids either, by choice. My sis in law can barely look at my kids, even when they’re on their best behaviour. She has a huge disdain for them and I’m often left wondering when she’ll engage them in conversation. My 9yo can discuss politics, viking gods, and marine biology enough to make a proper conversation but I fear she’ll continue to ignore them til they’re 18. My husband thinks its hilarious to send the kids to hug her because she just stands straight as a board until they let go. I’m glad your brother (like mine) loves you kids though.


    1. Oh he does. He’s fun uncle. He winds them up even more than they usually are and has a great time with them, despite incidents like these 🤣
      My 10 year old also loves Viking Gods, any type of wildlife but especially marine life and is obsessed with Donald Trump!! How spooky !!


      1. No, he’s literally always been into wildlife since he could talk. Donald Trump is a new thing, because he was on tv a lot lately and he’s so horrid and because his name is Trump maybe?😂


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