#funny – Life by Eliza

Jogging can jog on

Scenario: When you’ve been for a jog despite hating exercise with a passion. You get caught short and are forced to shit in a field except you were a minute too late and are now required to expel the contents of your pants into the nearby ditch before making a familiar phone call to yourContinue reading “Jogging can jog on”

5 FFS Moments

1. When you are laden with shopping bags, sweating your tits off and running like crap to catch your bus. You know you have precisely 17 seconds before it leaves the bay in the central bus station and it is always as prompt as a shit after a vodka. There’s no one in the queueContinue reading “5 FFS Moments”